"You may marry him, murder him, or do anything you like to him. Including revealing the hitherto-untold story of how he gained access to a time machine only to be stranded in the year 2969." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this
"When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.”
HERE HAVE A DISGRUNTLED CAS NEXT TO A GIANT ICE CREAM CONE
Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.I love how people justknow
*a whole fandom collectively sobbing in a corner*
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL
I have been laughing about this for days now.
my new favorite color
i’m in love.
make all my clothes outta this shit, pronto
I’ve never been so happy in my life
YA Lit Meme: [1/9] quotes
'Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral.And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. But I will say this: when scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off because I do not want to see a world without him.
I realise this is shittiest thing to post on your Independence Day but now you can see why I would fail in an American school
This has seven hundred notes and it’s basically out of my control now but omg this is the Canadian grading scale
THIS is the American grading scale. As you can see, it is completely and utterly designed to make students feel like they are failures. If you think you’d do terribly in Canada, just try and deal with the grades in America. Personally, I’d be thrilled with the Canadian grading system.
And in some places in america, anything below 70 is failing.
A teacher of mine, not a normal, basic brain-washed-by-society teacher, but an actual logical and understanding teacher gave me a new perspective on the American grading system. It’s based on how much you know about something, so if you only know half of it, do you really know enough? Would you want a pilot who only knows how to fly a plane half right? While this system is strict and is lowering at some points, it also helps you realise, before you get too far into something, that if you plain out suck at it, you ought to stop and find more realistic goals. Try your best, but if you truly can’t be good enough, find an alternative you’re better at. Maybe the grading system is setting you up for failure now, but when you’re the pilot who doesn’t know how to do fly a plane when there are a lot of people depending on you to get them where they need to go safely.